So we’ve been relatively silent for a nanosecond or 8. We’ve been huddled under a rock letting our tails uncurl from between our legs trying to come up with ways to try and do better by you guys.
We’ve had a whole heaping, steam and corn filled pile of shit flung at us as if there was a horde of monkeys on parade following our every evasive step. SERPENTINE! Swing to the right! Quickly, duck through this alley and camouflage yourself against that bush! Alas, none of our steps, no matter how clever or quick have gotten us anywhere except bereft of a shower to wash the stink of shit and disappointment off our persons.
Due to a handful of those quarterback precision throwing monkeys, we were forced to cancel our last tour, which would’ve just brought us back home had we embarked on the journey. We will return to the road, ultimately. It’s our home and where we feel like we truly can deliver to anyone willing to listen the true gospel of what great American Southern rock and roll is all about.
For now, we’re patiently sitting at home trying to evolve. We’re working to plan for the future with better touring strategies, working with new business associates to help make those touring strategies possible. We’re in the early planning stages of what will hopefully end up being a new album. When we finally do climb out from under our rock and step boldly onto the soil to rock the earth like Kane but with guitars, it’s going to show that we stayed home for a reason.
In the meantime, there’s going to be daily updates to this website and weekly newsletters, so if you’re not on the mailing list you should probably join. We miss you all very much and we’ll be seeing you sooner than you think. Also, check the tour dates because we’ve got some shows coming up. Not near as many as we’d like but if you can catch a show it’ll be worth it.
